Ahhh.....Dato' Diablo memang busy.....
One day, I pergi lunch dgn Dato. In the middle of business talk, contract million million.....phone dia bunyi. Funny jugak....ring tone Black Eyed Peas! He picked up his Nokia N96. Suddenly he got up and went to a quite corner. Cakap senyum senyum, lemah lembut....
When he comes back I asked him.....
Hai.....lain macam je senyum tu Dato'....
Alah......gefren.....semalam I beli dia netbook baru. Senang dia nak Facebook I. iPhone yang I beli dulu tu, katanya kecik sangat nak Facebook.....
Wah...Dato' ada Facebook account? Terror lah you ni.....
Eishhh Dato' ...... nowadays kalau nak cari gefren muda, kenalah ada Facebook.....
His phone rang again. A different ring tone. Dangdut....
Hmmmphh....apa dia....?
Alah....you suruh ajelah Pak Mat hantar you. I busy ni. Tengah lunch dengan Dato Suliman!
Ok bye.
Eh kejap....malam ni I balik lambat lagi. Ada dinner dgn Dato Seri Muka.
He hangs up his Sony Ericsson which looked strangely dated.
Eh Dato, sapa tu?
Datin....nak ajak gi Habib beli gelang. Duit lagi tu....dia ingat I ada plantation duit ke?
Apasal phone Dato tu nampak macam dari zaman 90'an aje.
Ha tu lah Dato.....phone ni tak de 3G....tak boleh buat video call.....Kalau boleh buat video call, cam ne nak cilok.....
Ha ha ha....
Before my laughter ended a distinctive buzzing came out of his shirt top pocket. He took out his Blackberry. A few taps on the screen and he exclaimed....
Alamak Dato'! Sori, I gotta go lah. Tan Sri panggil.....
He leaves in a huff.....leaving me to settle the bill....yet again....
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