The Beginning or The End?

Its has been a long day for Dato' Diablo. Behind the scenes, more that what beholds.

Weekend Dato'

Weekend selalu dekat club.
Siang kat club,malam pun kat club.
Ada macam-macam club.

Club golf ada.
Club curut ada
Club nyanyi ada.
Club baring-baring ada.
Club baring borak ada.
Club geli-geli ada.

Susah jadi Dato' sekarang ni.
Banyak club kena pegi.
Maklumlah selalu kena invite.

Kalo dah Dato',you cannot say no.
if you decline,orang kata sombong.
Terpaksalah keluar selalu.

Letih melayan......
Dato' S pun dah call tu!
Ini mesti pasal nak ajak keluar.

Susah nak stay at home kalo dah Dato'.

Golf Lessons

Semalam bumped into Dato M at the Club during lunch. It's been three weeks since he borrowed my other golf set. I was wondering how his lessons were progressing.

Dato....how are you...? Business bagus?? Hari tu dengar dapat contract besar...!!

Eh Dato Suliman.....apo khabar...? Bisnes okay..... Ado lah masuk sikit sikit. Ghembau tu pokan kocik yo....

Ha ha ha....(gelak Dato style...)....eh, how's your golf lessons? Bila boleh pegi main kat Jakarta...?

Eh Dato Suliman.....kek sini pun bulih main yo....ha ha.... Tapi sebonar eh, golf set tu buek acah acah yo. Ese ni tangan bangku. Mano ghoti main gof gof ni ha.... Cam ni sobonar eh Tok....Gof set tu se taghok lam kegheto. Lopeh tu se khobar kek Datin, se nak poi driving range lah, main kek Port Deksen lah. Dapek lah menyelinap tigo ompek jam. Lopeh lah nak poi jumpo Miah, gefren se kat Mont Kiara tu ha.....

Ha ha ha......Dato' ni memang terror.....

Eh tapi jangan lupo. Kono ado spray baju dalam kegheto. Nak balik tu nanti, spray lah ketiak baju dongan air....Nampak lah macam bopoluh....

Eh Dato, satu lagi.....make sure singgah padang yang banyak kemuncup. Jalan sikit so that stokin lekat kemuncup and kasut kotor....ha ha ha....

Ha ha ha......nak poi Jakarta, jangan lupo ajak. Ese dah pro.....

Datukship

June 18th

Yaahuuu!!! Aku dapat Datuk!!!!